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Sunday greetings everyone.

If you remember a time in the past that you forgot Valentine's day and doing so created awkwardness and pain in some way, remember that tomorrow is Valentine's Day!

Speaking of Valentine's Day, Grandma Cybersalt and I will not be getting each other anything, just as we did for each of our last birthdays and Christmas. Back in the fall we splurged and replaced most of our 25+ year old carpets with new flooring. We're still enjoying (and paying for) that so we're all good for now!

Todays video share is a lovely performance by a 7-year-old Anastasiia Tiurina "Valenki" on an instrument that is new to me: a balalaika.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful single daughter. 

So one day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here.  I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of a large SPLASH!  One guy was in the pool, swimming as fast as he could, with the crowd was cheering him on.  Finally he made it to the other side, miraculously unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. "My boy that was incredible!  Fantastic!  I didn't think it could be done!  Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want: my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money!  And I don't want your daughter!  I just want the name of the guy who pushed me into that pool!"

Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?

Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends.

"If you work through the tough times, the respect and love that you feel deepens."

- Barack Obama

Hugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You

No moveable parts

No batteries to wear out

No periodic checkups needed

Low energy consumption

High energy yield

Inflation-proof

No monthly payments

No insurance requirements

Theft-proof

Non-taxable

Non-polluting

And, of course, fully returnable!!

Hugging is healthy:

It relieves tension.

It combats depression.

It reduces stress.

It improves blood circulation.

It is invigorating.

It is rejuvenating.

It elevates self-esteem.

It generates goodwill.

It has no unpleasant side effects.

It is nothing less than a miracle drug.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Recently, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her spouse took a short vacation that was long overdue. Vacations are very hard to organize and schedule when you have a busy life. But, thanks to the ingenuity of my wife, we were able to plan out a vacation.

The motel we stay in is owned by our friends who give us a family/friend discount. Any discount, in my mind or pocketbook, is a great blessing. We love staying there and enjoy the surroundings.

As we were signing in, the motel lady said to my wife, “There are about ten new thrift stores in town. Would you like me to show you where they are?”

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.