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Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an email at tim@cybersalt.com.

We'll supply the quotes and also the size requirements and other details. All you need to be is creative and able to make them. You see them in each edition but to refresh your memory of the style of some of them, you can check out recent ones at:
www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/quotes 

Today's video share is from "The Carbonaro Effect" - a hidden, magic, TV show that we have been recently enjoying on YouTube. This one is one of our favourites, so far.
You can view the video by clicking here.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"Wow!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the useless store!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

"A shoe."

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

My brother wants me to find him a summer job.

He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agencies, and write an ad for the Positions Wanted section of the newspaper.

I asked him what he wanted to call himself in the ad.

He said, "A self-starter!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.