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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
My friend, Brian has a hobby farm and one of the animals he farms is . . . . . . , you got it - chickens!
Yesterday, he posted a video of his chickens when it started to rain. It's pretty entertaining - including how nice he is to his chickens.
Here is a link to the video, which is posted on FaceBook:
www.facebook.com/brian.rados.3/videos/6665327893541001
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Flight Instructions
During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled.
Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to keep the planes balanced. The solid-steel weights were bright yellow and marked "14,000 lbs."
But what I found particularly interesting was some stenciling I discovered on the side of each weight.
Imprinted there was the warning: "Remove before flight."
One-Liner #1558
A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Wifi and Husband
So these 2 iPhones got married … the wedding was beautiful, but the reception was horrible.
Quote #1995

"If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore."
- Michelle Ruiz
Flexibility, Adaptability
I went into the greasy spoon next to the office and ordered a Tuna On Wheat. The waiter said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of wheat bread. You'll have to have it on white."
The next day I went to the same place and ordered the same tuna on wheat. Again he told me they were out of wheat, I'd have to get it on white.
The third time I went there I decided to skip the step of being refused the wheat and just ordered tuna on white.
The waiter looked up from his notepad and said, "Aren't you the guy who usually orders it on wheat?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
