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Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me!

I don't think chickens will be jealous because of loosing the Cybersalt limelight for one Thursday of the year.

After all, it's a break from what is usually eating them up!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! 

~ Pastor Tim

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert so I guess it won't hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!

Half the lies they tell about me are true!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble," right?

Not always!

A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?
"Boggle boggle boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey with a sore leg say?
"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:
"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A turkey who argues a lot:
"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
"Wobble wobble wobble!"

For the beauty of the earth,
for the glory of the skies,
for the love which from our birth over and around us lies,
Christ our Lord, to you we raise this our hymn of grateful praise."

- Folliott Sandford Pierpoint

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now.

2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a lifetime to savor.

3. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it's OK to tell them they're pushing.

4. Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbor mow.

5. Taste your food. God gives it to delight as well as to nourish.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.