Issue #4534
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
Here's another video with a great message for us in these times:
Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in that. You can read, "The World Needs More Grandfathers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-world-needs-more-grandfathers
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Waiting for Years
We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.
"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!"
"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1461
Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!
Today's Clean Pun
Contest Dejection
I just can't get over the fact that I lost that fishing tournament! I'm still reeling.
Today's Quote
Quote #1899
I have a great need for Christ:
I have a great Christ for my need.
- Charles Spurgeon
Today's Illustration
The Fight Within
An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
"One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego.
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.
"This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"
The old chief simply replied, "The one you feed."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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