Issue #4508
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
There is a new funny picture page on the Cybersalt site. That's right, I remember how to do that! You might only get this one if you are a programmer or coder, but even if you don't get it please send it to your geeky relatives and friends! You will find "Santa Code" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-code
Rev. James Snyder is no fool: he doesn't leave the Thanksgiving table until he is full! You can read "The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-difference-between-a-fool-and-being-full
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Lost, Found, Changed
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1435
I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.
Today's Clean Pun
Christmas Music Copy
This year I have decided to release a Christmas record called, "Duvet Know it's Christmas"
It's a cover version
Today's Quote
Quote #1873
"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line."
- Hugh L. Hollowell
Today's Illustration
Children, Christmas and Technology
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question,
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:
"Didn't you get my email?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.