Issue #4483
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She had cancer when she was 14 and I am grateful she is alive to make me feel a bit older today.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Baby Wrap
Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants.
As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an egg roll?"
"Yes," I replied, "That is a good analogy."
"I don't know how to make egg rolls," another mother said anxiously.
"Can I wrap my baby like a burrito?"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1409
Self-Annihilating Descriptions
Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.
Today's Clean Pun
I Can't Get Up
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks!"
So I tried, and it doesn't.
Today's Quote
Quote #1850
"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Grandkids, Bragging
Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week."
"Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day."
"That's nothing", said the third boy. "When my parents take me to see my grandma and grandpa, I can wear them out in a hour."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.