Cybersalt News
Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963. Mom (Diane) is on the left joined by her sister (Linda) and host John Charles Daly. What was their line? They were both amongst the first policewomen in Toronto, Canada. If you want to watch their whole segment you can do so at:
https://youtu.be/gYfMnruYauo?t=7m52s
Rev. James Snyder's has a new article on the site today. After not paying attention to a "honey do" list, James ended up with a bit of a surprise appointment. You can read "And Then it was Friday" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/and-then-it-was-friday
Finally, here are the usual Mother's Day links I feature this time of the year:
Mother's Day Jokes
www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes
Funny Mother's Day Pictures
www.cybersalt.org/tag/820-funny-mother-s-day-pictures
Mother Illustrations
www.cybersalt.org/tag/465-mother-s-day-illustrations
Mother's Day Quotes
www.cybersalt.org/tag/mother-s-day-quotes
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Visiting Grandma
Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" the grandson asked.
"You're coming empty handed ... ?"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1378
Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.
Today's Clean Pun
Expecting
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Today's Quote
Quote #1820
"No one discovers the future.
The future is not a discovery.
The future is not a destiny.
The future is a decision, an intervention.
The future is a function of our choices and creations."
- Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Pancake Prayer
A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening.
"Dear God, thank You for the pancakes."
When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken-pot-pie.
She smiled and said, "I thought I would check to see if He was paying attention."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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