Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Turtle Accident

Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"?

One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went.

As the turtle reached the intersection another turtle came along and crashed into him. The poor little snail was thrown and killed.

A cop investigating the accident began questioning the dead snail's buddy. "What happened?" he asked.

The little snail replied, "I don't know it all happened so fast."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1370

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints

Health foods make me sick.

Today's Clean Pun

Dominoes Better than Your Mother

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk,

but I never got the chants.

Today's Quote

Quote #1812

"How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask. We all go through the same stuff differently."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Perspective

Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.

"What type of town is this?" he asked the station attendant.

"All depends," the native drawled.

"Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms for a short spell."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.