Issue #4440
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Yard Sale Anger
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale."
"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied.
"Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1368
Self-Annihilating Sentence
Nickels are a dime a dozen!
Today's Clean Pun
No Page Turner
Writer's block is serious business; you can't make this stuff up!
Today's Quote
Quote #1810
"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets."
- Andy Stanley
Today's Illustration
Ungratefulness
In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area.
One young girl's paper began:
"Once upon a time there was a poor family. The father was poor. The mother was poor. The children were poor. The nannies were poor. The pool man was poor. The personal trainer was poor. The gardeners were poor. This was a very poor family."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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