Issue #4425
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1560231830750436/
While Rev. James Snyder always wants to tell the truth, stuttering remains an option. You can read "Have Mouth, Will Stutter" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/have-mouth-will-stutter
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Freezer Order
I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.
Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie."
If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," and, my favorite, "Food."
That way when I ask my husband what he wants for dinner, I'm certain to have what he wants."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1354
Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Today's Clean Pun
Renovation Reality
The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin.
Let that sink in!
Today's Quote
Quote #1796
"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Faithfulness Ensured
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.
As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."
Within a single heartbeat, my wife quietly intoned, "Oh, really? WERE you?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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