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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Wilderness Guide
"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true.
So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into.
His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they asserted.
"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1330
What keeps me going is my inertia.
Today's Clean Pun
Silent Results
We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it!
I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen.
Note: Subscriber Casey shared this pun on a FaceBook forum called THE PUNITENTIARY. Thanks, Casey, for sending us a bunch of the comments that were made!
~No comment. Oops!
~Promises to be a quiet night.
~No!!! The actions of those groups are unspeakable.
~(subtle sounds of white gloves and berets..)
~I predict that you will be acting up rather than acting out.
~Let us know how it goes .. but then again .. we'll probably never hear from you again!! :/
~It's a mute point.
~Remember to think outside the box.
~I witnessed one of the greatest mime troupes ever! They performed musicals and concerts - you haven't lived until you see 50 mimes signing "The Sound of Silence" by S & G and "The Flesh Failures/Let the Sunshine In" from Hair - magnificent!
~There are simply no words.....
~gestures will suffice. you will have to work it out for your selves
~Say no more!
Today's Quote
Quote #1772
"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority."
- A. W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
Grace for Grandpa
Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food.
One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip, grandfather (to our son's surprise) asked a very brief blessing on the food. With a gleam in his eye, our son grinned at his Grandfather and said,
"You don't pray so long when you're hungry, do you, Grandpa?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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