Issue #4394
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a regular on the channel, Vinny Hebert. This week, Vinny launched his "I love Old Time Radio" website. It's a really entertaining site! While I've been putting together this mailing, I've been laughing out loud listening to an episode of "My Friend Irma." Check it out at:
iloveoldtimeradio.com/episodes/ep0002
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Goober Loot
If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here.
Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After a while, they meet again and Bob asks Joe, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million dollars, so I bought a house," replied Joe. "How about your sack?"
Bob replied, "Bah... it was full o' bills. Little by little, I'm paying them off."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1323
The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
Today's Clean Pun
Whiskered Thrower
If a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?
Today's Quote
Quote #1764
"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD."
- Leonard Ravenhill
Today's Illustration
Honest Teenager
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.