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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love.  You'll find "Love Your Ride" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/love-your-ride

There is also a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the site today. James had something "good" happen that made up for some of the bad days that come along. You'll find "Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally" at:
www.cybersalt.org/blogs/life-does-have-its-compensations-occasionally 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to forceful injection of water into body cavities, either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."

On an electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

On a novelty rock-garden set (called Popcorn Rock): "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog."

Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower!"

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most."

- A. W. Tozer

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Today's Illustration

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months.

As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that night for prayer.

"Folks we are going to pray for rain so come prepared to see God move in a great way."

That night as many assembled the old pastor stood and asked a simple question.

"Folks, where are your umbrellas?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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