Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/sign-drive-with-cake
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Fishy Dinner
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.
All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her.
The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior, and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1175
I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.
Today's Clean Pun
Don't Laugh
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Today's Quote
Quote #1622
"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Chavez Prayer
Show me the suffering of the most miserable;
So I will know my people's plight.
Free me to pray for others;
For you are present in every person.
Help me to take responsibility for my own life;
So that I can be free at last.
Give me honesty and patience;
So that I can work with other workers.
Bring forth song and celebration;
So that the Spirit will be alive among us.
Let the Spirit flourish and grow;
So that we will never tire of the struggle.
Let us remember those who have died for justice;
For they have given us life.
Help us love even those who hate us;
So we can change the world. Amen
- Cesar Chavez (1927 - 1993)
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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