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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we got a motel recommendation for you! Check out "Clown Motel" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/clown-motel
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Smart As A Brick
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.
"Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish this courtyard."
"So what's the answer?" my friend asked him when we were out of earshot of the freshmen.
The guide replied simply, "One."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1171
I don't run, and if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
Today's Clean Pun
Night-time Discovery
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Today's Quote
Quote #1619
"If you will sacrifice for the sake of money, but will not sacrifice for the sake of Jesus, don't deceive yourself: money is your god."
- David Guzik
Today's Illustration
Studying
There was a kid taking a Statistics Class in college (STT101). He finished his exam in half the time allotted, and the rest of the time he sat and flipped a coin.
The teacher asked what he was doing and he said,
"I'm checking my answers."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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