Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Snyder it usually has!
Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about all the things there are to do and the things he is able to do. You can read "The Strange Myth of Multitasking" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-strange-myth-of-multitasking
He has also been pondering how marriage adds a new meaning to his concept of "Tomorrow." You can read "I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-ll-do-it-first-thing-tomorrow
Finally, the Westside Bible Church website has been updated with the audio recording of my sermon from last Sunday. It's a look at the question of what happens to us when we die and are awaiting the resurrection: soul-sleep or conscious with Jesus. You can listen to "Places Everybody!" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/places-everybody
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Colorful Grandma
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.
I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.
At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely,
"Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1166
If Mom says "No," ask Nana;
if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"
Today's Clean Pun
River Success
The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses.
- Walter McLauren
Today's Quote
Quote #1614
"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body."
- C. S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Don't Need Grace
Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer," said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted through gritted teeth. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Mikey explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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