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Did you know that if you get together enough men they will eventually cancel out each other's collective wisdom? Today's entry in the FunBlog is a great example. You will find "You bet a hip!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/you-bet-a-hip
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Football Newbie
A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1160
Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.
Today's Clean Pun
Taking Advice
When my friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
Today's Quote
Quote #1608
"Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do."
- Irma Kurtz
Today's Illustration
Legalism 3
A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments.
The rabbi started walking faster so that he could catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see his friend go into a non kosher Chinese restaurant. Standing at the door, he observed his friend talking to a waiter and gesturing at a menu. A short time later, the waiter reappeared carrying a platter full of spare ribs, shrimp in lobster sauce, crab rangoon and other treif that the Rabbi could not bear to think about.
As his friend picked up the chopsticks and began to eat this food, the Rabbi burst into the restaurant and reproached his friend, for he could take it no longer.
"Morris, what is this you are doing? I saw you come into this restaurant, order this filth and now you are eating it in violation of everything we are taught about the dietary laws and with an apparent enjoyment that does not befit your pious reputation!"
Morris replied, "Rabbi, did you see me enter this restaurant?"
The Rabbi nods yes.
"Did you see me order this meal?"
Again he nods yes.
"Did you see the waiter bring me this food?"
Again he nods yes.
"And did you see me eat it?"
The Rabbi nods yes.
"Then, Rabbi, I don't see the problem here. The entire meal was done under Rabbinical supervision."
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