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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too!
Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You will find "Wheelchair Ramp" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wheelchair-ramp
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
6 Legged Turkey
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.
"Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer.
"I can't catch the thing!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1143
My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.
Today's Clean Pun
Passive Exercise
I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.
Today's Quote
Quote #1591
"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you."
- TobyMac #SpeakLife
Today's Illustration
Be Thankful
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.
Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.
It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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