Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read "Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/get-me-to-the-airport-on-time
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Police Dog Freeze
A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit.
One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building ajar. He let the dog out his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek.
Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further.
Then he noticed the sign on the building:
"Veterinarian's Office."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1131
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Today's Clean Pun
City Envy
Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.
Today's Quote
Quote #1579
Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him.
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Real Thanksgiving
Thank You, GOD for everything
I've experienced here on earth.
Thank You for protecting me
from the moment of my birth.
And Thank You for the beauty
around me everywhere,
The gentle rain and glistening dew,
the sunshine and the air.
The joyous gift of "feeling"
the soul's soft, whispering voice
That speaks to me from deep within
and makes my heart rejoice.
Oh, GOD, no words are great enough
to thank You for just living,
And that is why every day
is a day for real THANKSGIVING.
- Helen Steiner Rice
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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