Cybersalt News
There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/making-victoria-candy
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Finishing
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
Today's One-liner
One-liners #1110
Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.
Today's Clean Pun
Word Play
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
Today's Quote
Quote #1558
"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head."
- Anonymous
Today's Illustration
Concentrate
When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun. The robber handed it over, grabbed the cash and headed for the exit. But Jiwi had pushed a button under the counter that automatically locked the door.
"The thief turned to me and asked what was going on," Jiwi says. "I told him to bring the money back and I would let him go. He brought the money back, and I opened the door."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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