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If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Worship Team" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baptismal-worship-team
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Glacier Work
A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?"
"The glaciers brought them down," said the guide.
"But where are the glaciers?" The lady asked.
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1091
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Today's Clean Pun
Literary Pisces
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ...
except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Today's Quote
Quote #1539
"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous."
– George Bernard Shaw
Today's Illustration
Grandmother Flight
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness.
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely.
"Oh, you're welcome," she replied.
I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, ... "And will your grandmother need a rental car?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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