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Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/babysitter-resume
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Golf Stroke
"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club.
"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."
"Not really," said the little old man.
"Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1051
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.
Today's Clean Pun
Science of Soft Drinks
I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.
Today's Quote
Quote #1499
"Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
God's Beauty Tips
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others.
To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control others.
To improve your ears, listen to the Word of God.
For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem.
To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day; touch someone with your love.
To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others.
For the ultimate in business, casual or evening attire, put on the robe of Christ; it fits like a glove but allows room for growth.
Best of all, it never goes out of style and is appropriate for any occasion.
Doing these things on a daily basis will certainly make you a more beautiful person.
- Author Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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