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Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a long way to helping you feel better. Check out "Kids, Adults, and Technology" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/kids-adults-and-technology
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Number Married
I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got
married.
I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1048
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"?
Today's Clean Pun
Pirate Veggies
At the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!
Today's Quote
Quote #1496
"The early church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity."
- Leonard Ravenhill
Today's Illustration
Contentment
Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.
After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"
The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"
Murphy replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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