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If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's newest Funny Car Picture "Air Conditioner Tune-up" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/air-conditioner-tune-up
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Food Allergy
Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician.
I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son.
When he asked Casey, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Casey nodded and whispered in his ear.
Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to me.
Without looking at it, I tucked it into my purse.
Later, the pharmacist filled the order, remarking on the unusual food-drug interaction my son must have.
When he saw my puzzled expression, he showed me the label on the bottle.
As per the doctor's instructions, it read:
"Do not take with broccoli."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1042
I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.
Today's Clean Pun
This is What It's All About
I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
Today's Quote
Quote #1490
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."
– John Burroughs
Today's Illustration
Motel Work Ethic
Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card, on which was written "Yes, we do clean under here, too."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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