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Today, I am performing a wedding (as in marrying a couple, not "performing at" as in juggling knives at the reception). This got me wondering what funny wedding pictures I have on the Cybersalt Site after all these years. So I looked and found five and have grouped them into the links below. BTW, if you have a funny picture from your wedding I'd love to include it on the site!
Wedding Practical Joke: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wedding-practical-joke
Hostess Twinkies Wedding Cake: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hostess-twinkies-wedding-cake
Water Check Wedding: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/water-check-wedding
Wedding Legs: www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/wedding-legs
Wedding Tractor: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wedding-tractor
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Cast Off
An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.
Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said.
"I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1035
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Today's Clean Pun
Field Day
Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.
Today's Quote
Quote #1483
"What I have found of God in Jesus Christ is so wonderful, I am eager for others to know it too - and to know Him."
- C.H. Spurgeon
Today's Illustration
Education and Training
I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the textbook and was shocked to find out it would cost me $125. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.
"You'll get $50," said the clerk.
"This is insane," I protested as I handed him my credit card.
"I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always thought that a person who buys a finance book for $125 then sells it back for $50 should fail the course."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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