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When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun? When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn off - that's when. To see two brothers who already knew this check out the newest addition to the FunBlog - "Apocalypse Brothers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/apocalypse-brothers
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Today's CleanLaugh
Parrot Dream Fulfilled
A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot.
He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50.
The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.
When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?"
The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1026
"I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down."
- George Burns
Today's Clean Pun
Launch Button
Just bought a universal remote control.
This changes everything.
Today's Quote
Quote #1474
"Not for me to win, but to keep everyone else safe."
- Formula One champion driver Lewis Hamilton on shy he prays before races.
Today's Illustration
Plumb Historical
I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees at a restaurant recently.
"Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?" the boss asked.
"Yes, she was plumb historical," the employee replied.
"Don't you mean hysterical?"
"No, I mean historical. She brought up things that happened forty years ago."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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