Cybersalt News
There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. It pretty much defies adequate description so just check out "King of the ribbon of steel" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/king-of-the-steel-ribbon
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Doctor's Advice
A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.
"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"
"Sure!" The doctor said. "You have way too much time on your hands!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1024
I wish some of my co-workers weren't allowed in the break room ... because that's who I usually need a break from.
Today's Clean Pun
Planet Happiness
Rotating earth: You made my day.
Today's Quote
Quote #1472
"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him."
- Jim Elliot
Today's Illustration
Political Correctness
A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms.
The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group.
Of course, the first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
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