Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Sore Knee
Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?"
"98!" Johnson announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again.
Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what do you expect?"
The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1011
I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.
- George Burns
Today's Clean Pun
Pediatricians
Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.
Today's Quote
Quote #1459
"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed."
- Denzel Washington
Today's Illustration
True Prayer
A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Daddy, does God hear us when we pray?"
"Why, of course," he replied. "He hears us every time we pray."
She thought about this a moment, then asked, "Does he hear what we say when we're not praying too?"
"Yes, dear, every word," he replied, encouraged that he had inspired his daughter to be curious about spiritual matters.
His pride however was quickly turned to humility when she asked:
"Then which does God believe?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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