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When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could ever live anywhere without snow and I was very happy to discover yes, I could.
Technically Victoria gets around a foot of snow each year and that is just enough to keep me on friendly terms with the white stuff - though I will admit you can't really have much fun with only that amount.
Why all this snow talk? It's probably because of the newest page in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site. You will find a heart warming video of "Trains Plowing Through Snow" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/trains-plowing-through-snow
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Today's CleanLaugh
Deer Hunting
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?"
"Henry had a nasty fall and broke both of his legs. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0995
So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.
Today's Clean Pun
Flamingo Act
When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
Today's Quote
Quote #1444
"In seed time learn,in harvest teach,in winter enjoy."
~ William Blake
Today's Illustration
Remarriage
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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