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Cybersalt News
There are two new funny picture pages on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Snowman" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-snowman
And you'll find "Super-sized Wedgie" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/super-sized-wedgie
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
On Time
The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to congratulate the flight attendant.
"Stewardess," he said happily, "I want to compliment you and the crew and especially the captain for getting here right on time. It's not often that an airline gets to where it's going exactly when they claim it will. I'm going to call your home office and let them know how pleased I am."
"Why, thank you, sir," the flight attendant answered, "but I think you should know--this is yesterday's flight."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0985
If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions."
Today's Clean Pun
Laid Back
I like to be laid back: it's just how I'm inclined.
Today's Quote
Quote #1433
"It is always possible to be grateful for what is received rather than resentful over what is withhold. One or the other becomes a way of life."
- Elisabeth Elliot.
Today's Illustration
Laziness
The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?”
The men readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.
“How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled.
“I never go there,” the girl shouted back. “They don’t have full service.”
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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