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I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for!
To make up for the lack of Cybersaltness, enjoy today's 3 new pages. If you like trains, geese or Volkswagens, you are in for a treat. If you like all three, you better call your doctor now.
Dashing Thru the Snow:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/dashing-thru-the-snow
Jogging Geese:
www.contentdrivestraffic.com/jogging-geese
Volkswagen Rollover:
www.wristbunkle.com/vw-rollover
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Circus Try Out
A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario.
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."
He proceeds to climb a tall tower, and jumps off. He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows. He soars forward, then swoops upward, turns and swoops back again. Finally he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground landing softly on the toe of one foot.
Morris stares blankly at him for a long time. Finally he says, "Is that all you've got? Bird imitations?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0982
"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"
- Chickens
Today's Clean Pun
The King and I
"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"
- Rodgers & Grammarstein
Today's Quote
Quote #1430
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
Today's Illustration
Personal Contact
Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments.
However, while on the evening shift I answer the newsroom phone. I took one call and heard a woman exclaim: "Oh! I thought I was going to get a machine. I'll call back in the morning." And she hung up.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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