In Today's Issue
Cybersalt News
There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Hush Puppy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3ruu
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow. The plane lands and comes to a screeching halt. He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on." The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide!"Goober Airlines
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0952
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
Today's Clean Pun
I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.Spring Air
Spring is in air.
Today's Quote
Quote #1400
"The God who created us is better than the God we've created."
Today's Illustration
However, as I exercised, my worst fears came true. At least a dozen people turned to stare at me periodically. I thought it might be my imagination, but then one woman even squinted to get a better look. Mortified, I stepped off the machine to leave. When I turned around, I realized that the gym's only wall clock had been hanging just inches above my head.Self-Consciousness at the Gym
I was self-conscious about going to the gym, because I thought the pounds I had put on would make me stand out among the spandex-clad regulars. I chose a treadmill in the corner so I'd be inconspicuous.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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