Cybersalt News

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3aa9

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.

Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

A short time later, I was stopped by another trooper.

"What have I done?" I asked.

"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling.

"I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis a brie?

"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."
- Dawson Trotman

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated.

One day a student came to her after class with an essay that had been returned. "I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper." , he said

The teacher took the paper and, after studying it, sheepishly replied,

"It says that you should write more legibly!"