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This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite website when I was 10."

Ouch!  There are people who remember my site from when they were only 10?

Anyway, you can help wipe that surprised look right off of Daniel's face by liking the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage today - www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite. Don't do it for me, do it for Daniel!

Daniel also said he misses the fun-links so for him (and everyone of course) I've added something to the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Traffic Jam Prank" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3333

Finally, Daniel, I want you to know I'm going to hit two home runs for you at tonight's game.  I'm there for you buddy - you can make it!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada.

Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated cabin, far removed from any town. The hunters had heard that the locals in the area were quite hospitable, so they knocked on the door to ask permission to rest.

No one answered their knocks, but they discovered the cabin was unlocked and they entered. It was a simple place ... 2 rooms with a minimum of furniture and household equipment. Nothing was unusual about the cabin except the stove. It was large, pot-bellied, and made of cast-iron. What was strange about it was its location ... it was suspended in midair by wires attached to the ceiling beams.

"Fascinating," said the psychologist. "It is obvious that this lonely trapper, isolated from humanity, has elevated this stove so that he can curl up under it and vicariously experience a return to the womb."

"Nonsense!" replied the engineer. "The man is practicing the laws of thermodynamics. By elevating his stove, he has discovered a way to distribute heat more evenly throughout the cabin."

"With all due respect," interrupted the theologian, "I'm sure that hanging his stove from the ceiling has religious meaning. Fire LIFTED UP has been a religious symbol for centuries."

The three debated the point for several hours without resolving the issue. When the trapper finally returned, they immediately asked him why he had hung his heavy pot-bellied stove from the ceiling.

His answer was succinct. "Had plenty of wire, not much stove pipe."

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.

Calling someone average is mean.

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
- Tom Stoppard

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation.

"Is this some kind of mistake?" Jill asked when she got the doctor on the phone.

"No, not at all," the doctor said calmly.

"Well," said Jill, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out."

"Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."