Cybersalt News

As mentioned earlier in the year, Cybersalt's 15th anniversary is coming up in September!  I've actually got something new in the works that I'm pretty excited about unveiling next month - more news on that in a little while.

For now, there is a new entry in the FunBlog.  It features some video I shot at the church yesterday.  You'll find "What Kind of Spider is This?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/what-kind-of-spider-is-this

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:

"Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers."

Cashier reply's:

"That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!"

"A lot of people cry when they chop onions, but the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

The Man of Steel and Iron Man are powerful alloys.

"Better that I find you, God, and leave the questions unanswered, than to find the answers without finding you."
- Aurelius Augustinus

Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage.

"Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!"

"How do you know?"

"He's not playing the hand I dealt him."