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If you follow the Cybersalt Facebook Page (and please do at www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite) you'll know that the Cybersalt sites were down for 27 hours this week after a work crew (we're not sure if it was Larry, his brother Darryl or his other brother Darryl) cut through the fiber optic line that connects the servers we are on to the rest of the world.  However, all is back up and running nicely.

It's tax time again.  If you are in the US you are late filing, but in Canada you still have until April 30.  To help we are happy to supply you links to simplified tax fors for you to use:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/simplified-us-tax-forms
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/simplified-canadian-tax-form

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.

"Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.

"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.

"Save the whales - collect the whole set!"

Immortality Jokes: They never get old!

"If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction."
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Tax Assessment time - Goods vs GOODS

A tax assessor came one day to a poor Christian to determine the amount of taxes he would have to pay. The following conversation took place:

"What property do you possess?" asked the assessor.

"I am a very wealthy man," replied the Christian.

"List your possessions, please," the assessor instructed.

The Christian said:

"First, I have everlasting life, John 3:16

Second, I have a mansion in heaven, John 14:2

Third, I have peace that passes all understanding, Philippians 4:7

Fourth, I have joy unspeakable, 1 Peter 1:8

Fifth, I have divine love which never fails, 1 Corinthians 13:8

Sixth, I have a faithful pious wife, Proverbs 31:10

Seventh, I have healthy, happy obedient children, Exodus 20:12

Eighth, I have true, loyal friends, Proverbs 18:24

Ninth, I have songs in the night, Psalms 42:8

Tenth, I have a crown of life, James 1:12

The tax assessor closed his book, and said, "Truly you are a very rich man, but your property is not subject to taxation."

I pray that all of us will have this kind of tax free "wealth."

Have a richly blessed day.