Issue #3950
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Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
The e-mail problems at Cybersalt World Headquarters have all been sorted out. If you tried to send and message and it came back to you please try again - except for you Walter Mc. (I got the one you sent to my other addresses. Really, I think you'd enjoy Facebook, lol.)
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Canadian Crop Circles" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/canadian-crop-circles
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Sloth Police Report
 A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails.
After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report.
"Can you describe the snails?" asks the officer.
"I don't know," replies the sloth. "It all happened so fast."
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0918
 "Raise my hand if you believe in telekinesis."
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Here is today's CleanPun
Corduroy Pillows
 The latest trend in living room accessories is corduroy pillows.
They're making headlines!
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1366
 "Someone once said that if you sat a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years, one of them would eventually type out all of Hamlet by chance. But when we find the text of Hamlet, we don't wonder whether it came from chance and monkeys. Why then does the atheist use that incredibly improbable explanation for the universe? Clearly, because it is his only chance of remaining an atheist. At this point we need a psychological explanation of the atheist rather than a logical explanation of the universe."
- Peter Kreeft
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Here is today's Illustration
Gambling
 A man sent a postcard from Las Vegas to a friend:
"Having a wonderful time.
Wish I could afford it."
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Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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