Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll be impressed by this guy - perhaps the best "Price is Right" contestant ever!
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/best-price-is-right-contestant-ever

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Misquote

A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of notes nightly from the men's' dorm to the women's dorm and vice versa.

My friend would write his fiance a note every night and close it with an inspirational Scripture reference.

One night, he meant to write the reference II Corinthians 5:1, which says:
"Now we know that if the earthly tent we live in is destroyed, we have a building from God, an eternal house in heaven, not built by human hands."

Unfortunately, he referenced I Corinthians 5:1, which says:
"It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that does not occur even among pagans..."

One-liner #0916

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
- Aldous Huxley

Numerical Safety

Safety in numbers: 579s84a831f9e94t67y89304

Quote #1364

"What comes into our minds when we think about God, is the most important thing about us."
- A.W. Tozer

Action

Old Jeb is the laziest man in the county. One day his best friend drove by his farm and noticed his barn was on fire. "Your barn's burning down," he yelled.

"I know it," replied Jeb.

"Well, ain't ya gonna do somethin'?" asked the friend.

"Do somethin'?" responded Jeb. "'Bout what?"

"Why about puttin' out the fire, ya durn fool." answered the friend.

"I am doin' somethin'." replied Jeb.

"What the heck are you doin', jist sittin' there 'n all?" asked Jeb's friend.

"I ain't jist sittin'," replied Jeb, "I'm sittin' here prayin' for rain."