Issue #3943

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There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Shopping With Grandma" at:
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There is also a new entry in my daughter Alyssa's "Moving With God" blog (www.cybersalt.org/blogs/moving-with-god).
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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Can You See Me?

picture of seeing eye dogI'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults.

Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it difficult for them to distinguish facial features.

I had just been assigned to a new group and was introducing myself.

Knowing that many in the group would not be able to see me well, I jokingly said, "For those of you who can't see me, I've been told that I look like a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford."

Immediately, one woman called out, "We're not THAT blind!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0912

mousetrap"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."



Here is today's CleanPun

Bunch of Flowers

Picture of bunch of flowers"Life is like a bunch of flowers"
- Florist Gump


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1360

picture of amazing grace"The weakest believer and the strongest saint are alike equally justified. Justification admits no degrees. A man is either wholly justified or wholly condemned in the sight of God."
- C.J. Mahaney


Here is today's Illustration

Baptism

church-pewThe youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class.

Finally after talking to the boy and his mother for what seemed to be the hundredth time the boy finally agreed to go this next Sunday, which he did and seemed to enjoy all of the proceedings except as the baptismal service began he ran out the back door and ran all the way home. His mother asked him why he ran home instead of riding with the youth minister.

The little boy answered, "Its all a racket, They get you there and let you make all those nice things and tell you great stories just to get you relaxed so they can drown you at the end of one of the services."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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