Cybersalt News

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."

2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."

3. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."

4. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

5. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."

6. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. 

Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.

Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
- Sir Winston Churchill

Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel driveway. Then one-day the paperboy's mother mentioned that her son's ambition was to play professional basketball. John had an idea.

When he got home, he attached a basketball hoop to a post on the front porch. Sure enough, the next morning there was a resounding "plunk" as the newspaper sailed through the hoop and landed by the door.

John never had to search for his paper again.