Cybersalt News

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog

And, congratulations to my online friend, David Manzi, on the purchase of his radio station - Jingle 107.9!  They are playing all Christmas music right now.
www.jingle1079.com

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response.

After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check. The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well.

"How old are you?" No response.

The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?"

Immediately four tiny fingers went up.

"Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?"

Four little fingers went up once again.

Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?"

The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?"

One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.

French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.

Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."
- C.S. Lewis

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows:

"You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to look for another lawyer to handle the case, because the whole time I'd be up there talking to the jury, I'd be thinking, 'Lincoln, you're a liar!' and I might just forget myself and say it out loud."