Cybersalt News

Last Sunday I got a ride home from church with our youth worker, April.  While she drove along with her praise music playing, I had to snap a picture of the title displayed on her car stereo.  I've posted it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/i-will-sin

There are also 4 new Funny Sign pictures on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find them at the top of the list at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-signs

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Wrong Chanel

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

"You bet," answered the customer.

"She's expecting a cruise."

One-liner #0890

"A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ..."

Sculpting Bronze

I didn't know anything about sculpting bronze busts: So I just forged a head.

Quote #1338

"Absent an absolute moral authority independent of fallible humans, the only meaning “wrong” could have (pertaining to conduct) would be “in opposition to X,” or “falling short of X’s standards,” which are only persuasive to those who have already accepted X."
- Calvin Freiburger

Dating Questions

As a single, never-married woman in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by my friends, relatives, and co-workers. Over the years, I've noticed a subtle change in the nature of their inquiries. In my teens, friends would ask, "Who are you going out with this weekend?"

In my 20s, relatives would say, "Who are you dating?"

In my 30s, co-workers might inquire, "So, are you dating anyone yet ?"

Now people ask, "Where did you get that adorable purse?"