Issue #3903
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Substitute Teacher
 Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0884
 "A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes."
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Here is today's CleanPun
Pants
 "I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?"
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1333
"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."
- C.S. Lewis
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Here is today's Illustration
Coffee Stir
 A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers."
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and returned shortly with another cup of coffee.
"This one isn't so hot, sir," he beamed.
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