Issue #3893

Today's Table of Contents

Cybersalt News

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Hymns For The Aging

keyboard-organ *Hymns for the Aging*

Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up)

It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts)

Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing

Amazing Grace (Considering My Age)

Just a Slower Walk With Thee

Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One

Go Tell It on the Mountain (And Speak Up)

Give Me that Old Timers Religion

Blessed Insurance

Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah (I've forgotten where I parked)

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0874

picture of monopoly go to jail square "You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."

Here is today's CleanPun

Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word."

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1323

sunset and_canoe "The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."
- Richard Bach

Here is today's Illustration

Communion

Picture of Communion Bread and Cup Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.

When the basket was passed around she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johhny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating...

"If I can't eat, I won't pay!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3893 - October 17, 2012