Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry.

You will find "iParenting 5" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5

You will find "22 Acts of Random Kindness" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/twenty-two-acts-of-random-kindness

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version.

Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me. The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong. What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday.

Seriously - back up your files with DropBox today!

One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?

Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.

Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused."
- Leonard Ravenhill

Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."