Cybersalt News

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help

There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as well.  Check out "Toy Train In Space" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/toy-train-in-space

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.

Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.”
- Rene Descartes

Complaining

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt.

One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?"

"Cow on the track!" replied the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumed its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stopped again.

The same woman saw the same conductor walking by again and leaned out the window and yelled,

"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?