Cybersalt News

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.

Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."
- Robert Murray McSheyne

Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said.

"Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. I figured it was better to sit on a bale of hay thinking about God than to sit in church thinking about hay."