Cybersalt News

For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't.  The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and July 26.  

One of the following is the reason things have been so intermittent:

- I was abducted by aliens and the implant they put in the back of my head caused an infection that required me to be held longer than usual.  During this time I was only able to sneak on the Internet 3 times.

- My last minute training and tanning for the Olympics was a huge preoccupation for me.  On the plus side, once again I am the gold medalist in the 100 metre dash.

- My obsession with figuring out how they get the caramel inside of Caramilk bars has once again taken over my life.

- I have been busy trying to catch up on working on other people's web pages so personal computer time has been at a premium.

There are three new pages on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Curiosity on Mars" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/curiosity-on-mars

You will find "Deaf Cat Sign" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/deaf-cat-sign

You will find "Cat Olympics" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-olympics

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing - I have to start warming up for today's men's triathlon.

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

1.  Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2.  He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3.  And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4.  With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.

5.  Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.

6.  If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.

7.  Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.

8.  I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.

9.  If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

10.  You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.

One-liner #0860

"I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me."

Tennis Players

Love means nothing to tennis players.

Quote #1309

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

Marriage Vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.

"You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore."

"Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humour to the occasion."