The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3854 - April 13, 2012


Issue #3854

Cybersalt News

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-borealis-over-sweden 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Joey Sets The Table

knife and_forkA certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table.

But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?"

"I didn't think I needed to," as everyone listened as Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg

Here is today's CleanPun

Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty."
@PastorMark

Here is today's Illustration

The Bible

bible openA father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay, said his father. "So,son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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